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Beware the Alpha Dog!

| July 25, 2017
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Okay, Sarah, Okay!  I'll tell them about you - just stop jumping on me... (Ahem) ...It has been brought to my attention that I have not been giving equal print space to the other half (ok, Sarah, the smarter half) of our "Dynamic Duo."  Yes, Doodle Fans, I am not alone.  I have an Alpha Dog.  She tells me what to do and where to go.  I guess among humans they're called "wives."  But I shouldn't complain.  If it wasn't for Sarah, I'd get in lots of trouble.  For example, Mom and Dad put an electronic fence around our yard at home - some silliness about not wanting us to roam the neighborhood.  (Why have a neighborhood if you can't roam it?)  Anyway, when the fence was first installed, I kept getting zapped!  They put flags up along the fence and a man came and "trained" us not to cross the flags.  But then they took the flags down?!?  Quite frankly, I wasn't paying attention to the strange man and now I don't know where the fence is!  But Sarah helps me.  Somehow she remembers where the fence is. (I think she was paying better attention than me.)  So whenever we're in the yard, I just make it a point to stay between her and the house - no more zapping! Dad says it’s like when people invest too aggressively. They go a little too far and run the risk of getting “zapped.” Dad helps people to invest appropriately. I’m glad I don’t invest. If there’s one thing I don’t need, it’s another way to get zapped. Well, as always…

Wags and Kisses,

Abers

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